Biggest domination
@sedwards1495
by 53.46 over π©βπ³ Cook coop conk
Chris Boswell (14.3) outscored seven of @nseldeib's starters. A kicker. Seven.
La Liga π2026 season recap
Week 3 Β· Top story
The number
BIG FAN
Purdy plus Fannin covered that by themselves.
@sedwards1495 posted the week's top score and buried @nseldeib, thanks to two Harold Fannin touchdowns nobody saw coming.
Week 3 Β· from the desk
RIO GRANDE
Harold Fannin entered Sunday projected for single digits and left with two touchdowns, and @sedwards1495 fanned that spark into a wildfire. Brock Purdy threw four more, the lineup posted the week's top score, and @nseldeib absorbed a 53.46-point loss on the same day Tyler Loop drilled a 56-yard walk-off in Rio. Right kicker, wrong scoreboard. @sedwards1495 hasn't dipped under 127 all season, which is less a hot streak than a home address.
That Rio thriller had a fantasy subplot: @EaglesRx started Lamar Jackson and CeeDee Lamb on opposite sidelines, the one game no manager could lose, and the season's first win finally arrived by hedging the NFL itself. @PopPop4126 drew the opposite fortune. Juwan Johnson caught two touchdowns from the bench while Dalton Kincaid fumbled in the lineup, and that one swap turns a loss into a win. The call that did land, Josh Allen over Jared Goff, landed by 0.10, the same sliver that separated @TurkeyTime1 and @ActuallyLogan in different games and bought neither of them anything. Meanwhile @jmass ran the tidiest lineup in La Liga, and @kellengil won with the eighth-best score, a reminder that the schedule makes a fine assistant GM.
Up top, @alysson2114 rides Jahmyr Gibbs into first, and @alexeldeib stays perfect with Jaxon Smith-Njigba doing everything, passing included. That's three 3-0 teams and three 0-3 teams, with a nervous middle class in between. Next week @jmass takes a swing at @alexeldeib's unbeaten record, and @sedwards1495 meets @Wasabi209 with the projections calling it a coin flip. By Sunday night, La Liga finds out whether Harold Fannin was a gust or the forecast.
All-play record, then points
MIND THE GAP
Never Gonna Gibbs You Up
First place, and opponents average 97.6 a week. Some climbs come with an escalator.
sedwards1495
Davante Adams (20.7) lost a primetime classic to Denver. On this roster, he only wins.
PopPop4126
Slid two spots without playing badly. @brickhouseallison is next on the comeback tour.
Herbert's Hermanos
Jaxon Smith-Njigba caught two scores and threw for 14 yards. Next week, he punts.
EaglesRx
Kenny Gainwell ran for -4 yards at flex. The win found its way home anyway.
The (P)Rice is Right
Sam Darnold went from the waiver wire to four touchdowns. The commish shops well.
Wonβt Rock
168.56, then 104.18, now 99.28. That's not a slump, it's a staircase.
π©βπ³ Cook coop conk
James Cook ran for 154 yards. The rest of the offense still owes him a ride.
Like a Good Nabers
Bo Nix and Denver's pick-six defense rallied late. This roster's been rallying all month.
TurkeyTime1
Jordan Love (19.48) played fine. At 0-3, Love clearly isn't all you need.
Livin' La Liga Loca
First triple-digit score of the season. Tee Higgins (21.0) is starting to look like a plan.
You'll Never CMC Me Again
Jaylen Warren had a career outing against Cincinnati. The rest of the lineup skipped the outing.
The stats package Β· 14 awards
SHELF LIFE
@sedwards1495
by 53.46 over π©βπ³ Cook coop conk
Chris Boswell (14.3) outscored seven of @nseldeib's starters. A kicker. Seven.
@sedwards1495
159.08 (+38.9 vs proj)
Harold Fannin beat his projection by 14.69. Tight end, loose coverage.
@Wasabi209You'll Never CMC Me Again
98.86 (-25.2 vs proj)
Drake London went for 194 yards, a one-man show in a half-empty theater.
@kellengilLivin' La Liga Loca
by 7.40 over TurkeyTime1
Bhayshul Tuten (17.0) did exactly ten times Achane's work. Overtime pay pending.
@PopPop4126
lost by 18.80, one swap from winning by 0.70
Both tight ends fumbled. Only the benched one bothered to score twice first.
benchJ. Johnson23.30
startedD. Kincaid3.80
@jmassThe (P)Rice is Right
95.9% of max (145.96)
Finally started Jalen Coker. He caught two. Never gonna start Coker again.
@Wasabi209You'll Never CMC Me Again
73.5% of max (134.52)
A Golden opportunity, waddled away.
benchM. Golden21.00
startedJ. Waddle6.40
@Wasabi209You'll Never CMC Me Again
76.22 on the bench
Four touchdowns on the bench, zero in the lineup. The couch was the offense.
@alysson2114Never Gonna Gibbs You Up
J. Gibbs 41.40
Three touchdowns, 164 yards from scrimmage. Detroit's playbook just said 'Jahmyr, again.'
@alysson2114Never Gonna Gibbs You Up
B. Bowers 27.60
Ten catches, 116 yards, a touchdown, and zero invitations to the lineup.
benchB. Bowers27.60
startedR. Stevenson6.80
@alysson2114Never Gonna Gibbs You Up
J. Gibbs 41.40, +17.9 vs proj
Projections ordered a regular. Gibbs delivered the family size.
@kellengilLivin' La Liga Loca
D. Achane 1.70, -14.7 vs proj
Seventeen rushing yards and no catches. Achane spent Sunday buffering.
@kellengilLivin' La Liga Loca
won with the 8th-best score
The opponent parked Konata Mumpfield (19.3) and Houston's D (18.0). Muchas gracias.
@PopPop4126
lost with the 5th-best score
Fifth-best score, scheduled into the second-best. Some weeks the calendar makes the tackle.
Week 3 finals
SAME NAME GAME
FinalGame 1+7.40
Livin' La Liga Loca106.78
TurkeyTime199.38
Top gunsT. Higgins 21.0vsK. Williams 21.8
Waiver adds Minnesota's D (20.0) and Jake Bates (7.0) more than tripled the margin.
FinalGame 2+15.00
Never Gonna Gibbs You Up125.94
Like a Good Nabers110.94
Top gunsJ. Gibbs 41.4vsB. Nix 25.1
Bo Nix outplayed Patrick Mahomes by 8.2 and still got sent home.
FinalGame 3+9.26
EaglesRx108.54
Wonβt Rock99.28
Top gunsD. Henry 21.9vsJ. Burrow 22.6
Derrick Henry (21.9) vs. Hunter Henry (1.5): same name, opposite Sundays.
FinalGame 4+18.80
The (P)Rice is Right139.96
PopPop4126121.16
Top gunsB. Robinson 35.3vsG. Wilson 26.7
Robinson bowl: Bijan ran for 194 yards, Brian (11.0) never left the bench.
FinalGame 5+53.46
sedwards1495159.08
π©βπ³ Cook coop conk105.62
Top gunsB. Purdy 31.3vsG. Kittle 26.2
Tyler Loop hit a 56-yard walk-off in Rio. This one needed 53.46 more.
FinalGame 6+23.84
Herbert's Hermanos122.70
You'll Never CMC Me Again98.86
Top gunsJ. Smith-Njigba 35.4vsD. London 28.4
Green Bay's defense finished at -2.0. Smith-Njigba made it a rounding error.
Coming up Β· projected
Wk 4Projected
TurkeyTime1112.1
Never Gonna Gibbs You Up139.9
0-3 vs. 3-0. @TurkeyTime1 is overdue for a plot twist.
Wk 4Projected
EaglesRx122.5
Livin' La Liga Loca117.8
Two 1-2 teams, one exit ramp out of the basement.
Wk 4Projected
PopPop4126130.0
Like a Good Nabers113.5
Reminder for @PopPop4126: start the tight end who scores.
Wk 4Projected
π©βπ³ Cook coop conk111.0
Wonβt Rock90.8
@nseldeib's best shot at a first win yet. Keep Tyler Loop warm.
Wk 4Projected
The (P)Rice is Right123.3
Herbert's Hermanos119.1
The commish's tidy lineup meets @alexeldeib's perfect record. Something gives.
Wk 4Projected
You'll Never CMC Me Again130.1
sedwards1495129.6
@Wasabi209 draws the hottest team in La Liga. Upsets start somewhere.
Standings & lineup math
THREE AND OUT
| Team | W-L | PF | PA | All-play | Luck | Benched |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1sedwards1495 | 3-0 | 451.06 | 334.02 | 26-7 | +0.64 | 53.7 |
| 2Herbert's Hermanos | 3-0 | 422.64 | 350.78 | 26-7 | +0.64 | 43.7 |
| 3Never Gonna Gibbs You Up | 3-0 | 416.50 | 292.88 | 27-6 | +0.55 | 55.9 |
| 4PopPop4126 | 2-1 | 450.22 | 334.30 | 26-7 | -0.36 | 57.7 |
| 5The (P)Rice is Right | 2-1 | 377.24 | 313.96 | 18-15 | +0.36 | 71.5 |
| 6Wonβt Rock | 2-1 | 372.02 | 305.86 | 16-17 | +0.55 | 18.8 |
| Playoff line Β· top 6 get in | ||||||
| 7EaglesRx | 1-2 | 385.70 | 434.32 | 21-12 | -0.91 | 46.3 |
| 8Like a Good Nabers | 1-2 | 287.30 | 362.44 | 10-23 | +0.09 | 39.0 |
| 9Livin' La Liga Loca | 1-2 | 283.54 | 331.46 | 6-27 | +0.45 | 70.4 |
| 10TurkeyTime1 | 0-3 | 308.98 | 377.46 | 7-26 | -0.64 | 56.2 |
| 11π©βπ³ Cook coop conk | 0-3 | 308.90 | 440.00 | 11-22 | -1.00 | 67.5 |
| 12You'll Never CMC Me Again | 0-3 | 285.20 | 471.82 | 4-29 | -0.36 | 73.9 |
| Team | Pts | Max | Left | Eff |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The (P)Rice is Right | 139.96 | 145.96 | 6.00 | 95.9% |
| EaglesRx | 108.54 | 117.10 | 8.56 | 92.7% |
| Wonβt Rock | 99.28 | 108.80 | 9.52 | 91.2% |
| Herbert's Hermanos | 122.70 | 136.00 | 13.30 | 90.2% |
| sedwards1495 | 159.08 | 183.78 | 24.70 | 86.6% |
| Like a Good Nabers | 110.94 | 129.64 | 18.70 | 85.6% |
| PopPop4126 | 121.16 | 144.96 | 23.80 | 83.6% |
| Never Gonna Gibbs You Up | 125.94 | 155.84 | 29.90 | 80.8% |
| Livin' La Liga Loca | 106.78 | 136.48 | 29.70 | 78.2% |
| π©βπ³ Cook coop conk | 105.62 | 135.02 | 29.40 | 78.2% |
| TurkeyTime1 | 99.38 | 130.08 | 30.70 | 76.4% |
| You'll Never CMC Me Again | 98.86 | 134.52 | 35.66 | 73.5% |